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02-04-2019, 02:12 PM
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Trump's 2019 State of the Union Address
A bit of prophetic poetry by an unknown author.
The State of the Union is nigh
Our anticipation is really quite high
But I do expect, Trump will get no respect
They don’t even give it a try
Our President will enter the room
On one side you’ll see lots of gloom
Our folks will all cheer, the Dems will all sneer
And Nancy will fly in on her broom
He’ll tout his success to this date
And he’ll say that our Union is great
The economy is booming and new policies he’s grooming
But all you’ll see is a room filled with hate
Nancy will sit up behind
With that face that’s all wrinkled and lined
She’ll only just scowl; her disposition is foul
His ideas will all be declined
Chuckie will peer o’er his glasses
As Trump reaches out to the masses
Illegals must be banned; our guys cheer and stand
But the Dems will sit on their asses
They don’t even know what he’ll say
But already they’re saying nay
It’s really quite sad; things have gotten this bad
I hope things get better some day
I still hang my hopes on our Q
And he soon gives us a new clue
That the end’s drawing near; let it happen this year
And our Country’s united anew
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02-05-2019, 07:06 PM
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So true boxcar. 
All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight!
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02-05-2019, 07:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by woodtoo
So true boxcar.
All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight! |
Time to break out the suds and some popcorn. 
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02-05-2019, 08:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boxcar
Time to break out the suds and some popcorn. |
No one could give me enough of that stuff to get me to sit through a SOTU, even one by a good speaker. Which Trump is not.
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02-05-2019, 08:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clocker
No one could give me enough of that stuff to get me to sit through a SOTU, even one by a good speaker. Which Trump is not.
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I don't trust polished speakers...especially in politics.
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02-05-2019, 08:21 PM
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Very clever, Boxcar...I liked it, and oh so true!
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02-05-2019, 08:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MargieRose
I don't trust polished speakers...especially in politics.
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By good speaker, I meant someone competent not trying to BS me. Style points are just icing on the cake.
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02-05-2019, 08:46 PM
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It's like the Oscars. A bunch of overpaid people orally gratifying themselves and actually believing they are doing a good job.
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02-05-2019, 08:51 PM
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I see a lot of the female representatives are wearing white in honor of suffrage. I wonder is RBG will be in a white hospital robe.
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02-05-2019, 08:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jocko699
I see a lot of the female representatives are wearing white in honor of suffrage. I wonder is RBG will be in a white hospital robe.
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Isn't it in support of 'white privilege'?
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02-05-2019, 09:21 PM
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Somebody, please......
turn off "Fact Checker"..... please
It's smoking and about to ignite.......... 
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Here it is, in a nutshell: Millions of people are
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he can manage to stay out of prison. Think about it.
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02-05-2019, 09:35 PM
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Why is he releasing these drug dealers? They should be shot!
If they need a triggerman, I'm right here.
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02-05-2019, 09:42 PM
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What's a more laughable sight: The Republican Congresspeople, who leap to their feet and applaude at the slightest provocation...or their Democrat counterparts, who sit there with a morose expression fit for a funeral?
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02-05-2019, 09:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
What's a more laughable sight:
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Which ever is on the screen at any given moment.
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02-05-2019, 09:53 PM
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This is as good as Trump gets... its not great... but its better than we've come to expect.
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Dumbest timeline confirmed...
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