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04-03-2020, 12:14 PM
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New city benches.
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04-03-2020, 02:10 PM
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A man walks into a Bank without a mask on... and the police are called.
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04-04-2020, 12:38 AM
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Now that many people are working at home their spouses are seeing a completely different person.
https://www.facebook.com/glamadelaid...type=3&theater
(click on the picture to open the full list of pictures.)
Last edited by Stevecsd2; 04-04-2020 at 12:41 AM.
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04-04-2020, 12:58 AM
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Buckle Up
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My Favorite Memo
Reminder to those working from home:
9 PM is the time to remove your "day" pajamas and put your "night" pajamas on.
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04-04-2020, 01:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevecsd2
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I was talking to the manager of the Nashua Aldi Grocery Store about new store hours and mentioned his voice was a bit raspy, his reply was that his voice has been that way for the last four months and his wife thought it was cool because it was like sleeping with another guy for her. A very poor bit of humor, but cracked up the small line for a cashier.
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04-04-2020, 01:01 AM
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My dog would have laughed
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04-04-2020, 01:06 AM
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About right
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04-04-2020, 10:00 AM
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Many good posts on this thread.
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04-04-2020, 12:15 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Location: Canandaigua, New york
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Dear Casey,
Can you play a song for us who are hunkered down at home during theses trying times?
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04-04-2020, 12:21 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Did Bazooka Joe know about Coronavirus back then?
What did he know?
When did he know it?
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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04-04-2020, 09:40 PM
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No vaccine, no job: Eugenicist Bill Gates demands “digital certificates” to prove coronavirus vaccination status
On March 18, outspoken eugenicist Bill Gates participated in an “Ask Me Anything” (AMA) event on Reddit entitled, “I’m Bill Gates, co-chair of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. AMA about COVID-19.” And during this event, Gates openly admitted to the world that the agenda moving forward is to vaccinate every person on the planet with coronavirus vaccines as well as track them with Mark of the Beast-type “digital certificates.”
https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-04-...ccination.html
Perhaps Revelations 13 is a lot closer than we all think.
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04-04-2020, 10:07 PM
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Watching the Monty Python documentary on Netflix brought back memories of one scene from The Holy Grail:
Too soon?
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04-04-2020, 10:11 PM
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04-05-2020, 01:34 AM
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Seen on a highway near you:
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