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06-19-2012, 06:13 PM
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"There Ain't Enough Whiskey in Tennesee to Drink the Ugly Off a' You" 
Not sure, but I think this was on a Billy Ray Cyrus album.
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06-19-2012, 06:27 PM
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Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't
'Cause I'm the miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy
Miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac
'Cause I'm the miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy
Miggity, miggity, miggity, miggity Mac
I make you wanna
Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump
Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump
Jump, jump
The Mac Dad will make you, jump, jump
Daddy Mac will make you, jump, jump
Kris Kross will make you jump, jump
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"You make me feel like I am fun again."
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06-19-2012, 06:37 PM
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Just another Facist
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Location: Now in Houston
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WE ARE THE DUMBEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!
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06-19-2012, 06:53 PM
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Location: AUSTIN, TEXAS
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I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turningJapanese
I really think so
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"IF YOU CAN'T JOIN THEM, "BEAT 'EM"
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06-19-2012, 07:11 PM
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Posts 16-19 are disqualified. Reason: Too ethnic. 
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06-19-2012, 07:11 PM
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We all live in a yellow submarine.
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06-19-2012, 07:18 PM
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Software Developer
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
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Someone left the cake out in the rain ...
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Friends don't let friends bet show.
The race track is the only place in the world where windows clean people.
http://www.aplusthorobred.com
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06-19-2012, 07:29 PM
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Memories...light the corners of my mind
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06-19-2012, 07:48 PM
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Unfortunate
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Originally Posted by Mike at A+
Someone left the cake out in the rain ...
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Most great composers have clunkers.
Webb has fewer than most. He's probably made more off this tune than most. Go figure.
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06-19-2012, 08:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Leafy, livable South Minneapolis
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....your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink....
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06-19-2012, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TJDave
Most great composers have clunkers.
Webb has fewer than most. He's probably made more off this tune than most. Go figure.
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I hadn't realized he penned "By the Time I Get to Phoenix", "Wichita Lineman" & "Galveston." All sound tunes but he clearly has the jones to write about towns. I'm working on a tune, Poughkeepsie Nightmare, but it lacks fluidity. Perhaps I should change it to Bakersfield or Indio. 
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Don't be sill, that's as clever as 10CC's "I hang your picture upon the wall. It hides the nasty stain that's lying there" from I'm not in Wove.
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06-19-2012, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bigmack
...Poughkeepsie Nightmare...
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Headed home from Jersey, rolling up the northway,
Too much coffee and food deprived, the exit guides my way
I can't pronounce the name on the sign and frankly that's just fine,
One point five miles away, a toilet at a diner joint will consecrate my day.
But when I find that place to dine, a retro dive sans the coffee geek,
I'm alarmed to learn they offer only grits and not a place to take a leak.
The Pough-keep-sie Night-mare, I was unaware...
Nothing works and nothings right
(a rest stop with a population)
And broads that even scare the light
The pough-keep-sie Night-mare, if you wind up there...
Don't go left and don't go right,
(that means straight dont you know)
Take the on-ramp after the off-ramp and continue out of sight
(Based on a true story)
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06-19-2012, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by slotterhaus
....your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink....
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this is great lyrics.......I am a big Jethro Tull fan.....sorry
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06-19-2012, 09:25 PM
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Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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Billy Swan, in the wake of his success with "I Can Help", came out with a song that actually received AM air play (that's how I learned of it) called "I'm Her Fool", which contained the lyric, "I run like a dog when she calls me, 'Cause she pets me when I bury my bone."
Then there was the tender opening to the Nilsson recording, "You're Breaking My Heart": "You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart, so f*** you."
I never did explore the lyrics of the Chris Jagger (brother of Mick) tune, "Finger in Your Pie", but the title certainly was a grabber.
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06-19-2012, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by bigmack
Don't be sill, that's as clever as 10CC's "I hang your picture upon the wall. It hides the nasty stain that's lying there" from I'm not in Wove.
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I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'
John Hiatt
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