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Old 06-07-2012, 09:49 AM   #1051
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Why is there no grass seed for lawns that only grow 1 inch and stop????
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Old 06-07-2012, 10:28 AM   #1052
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Parenting Tip #243....

Tell you children that the Ice Cream Truck driver always rings the bell to let everyone know that he is all out of ice cream!
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:44 PM   #1053
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Parenting Tip #243....

Tell you children that the Ice Cream Truck driver always rings the bell to let everyone know that he is all out of ice cream!

awesome tip!
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Old 06-10-2012, 11:16 PM   #1054
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Parenting Tip #243....

Tell you children that the Ice Cream Truck driver always rings the bell to let everyone know that he is all out of ice cream!
PLEASE do not ring that bell casue when the children grow up they might end up like this so, DO NOT ring the bell



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Old 06-20-2012, 09:21 PM   #1055
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dang it sure has been a l o n g d a y
summer solstice time again
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:40 PM   #1056
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I love Summer Solstice!
Look forward every year.


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Old 06-21-2012, 06:15 AM   #1057
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Me too.

+Solstice/[/QUOTE]
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Old 06-24-2012, 04:38 PM   #1058
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Good movie on Max last night...the Debt.
About three Mossad agent who tried to capture a Nazi war criminal and get him out of East Germany and back to Israel.
It goes wrong for them and they end up hiding him out in a house in E Germany while they are being sought by authorities.

They have not much to live on, and at one point, one of the agent makes dinner and serves up a bowl of green stuff. The girl agent asks what it is, and the "cook" replies, "It doesn't have a name."
The third agent tastes it and declares "Shit!"
The girl agent says, "Now it does."
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Old 06-24-2012, 08:51 PM   #1059
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Good movie on Max last night...the Debt.
About three Mossad agent who tried to capture a Nazi war criminal and get him out of East Germany and back to Israel.
It goes wrong for them and they end up hiding him out in a house in E Germany while they are being sought by authorities.

They have not much to live on, and at one point, one of the agent makes dinner and serves up a bowl of green stuff. The girl agent asks what it is, and the "cook" replies, "It doesn't have a name."
The third agent tastes it and declares "Shit!"
The girl agent says, "Now it does."
That was an excellent movie, although the ending was a bit of a letdown...all in all though, I would highly recommend it...
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Old 08-26-2012, 08:05 AM   #1060
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The previous post was on June 24, 2012. Surely, nothing has happened since then.

For me, my tomatoes are finally starting to ripen.
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Old 08-26-2012, 12:02 PM   #1061
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Still waterin lawn. Little or no rain in 2 months. Some brown patch has settled in. Summer sucks.
Hope that hurricane doesn't veer any further west. Don't need another one of those type of rainmakers.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:01 AM   #1062
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Now it's winter coats and no need to water the lawn, but those leaves!
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Old 11-08-2012, 12:34 PM   #1063
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We have just had the first blow of the Triple Whammy. That was the election. The second blow arrives in six weeks. That is December 21st, the day the earth is supposed to tip upside down, or something like that. After all, the ancient Mayas said so. The third and last blow arrives the first of the year when the nation drives over the fiscal cliff when taxes go up and services go down. Any of us still standing after all this must come back and tell us how they did it.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:27 AM   #1064
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Saw a commercial on TV last night about a new Lincoln movie coming out.
The guy said "Lincoln, coming to a theater near you this week!"


Wouldn't you think he would know better?
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:46 AM   #1065
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Saw a commercial on TV last night about a new Lincoln movie coming out.
The guy said "Lincoln, coming to a theater near you this week!"


Wouldn't you think he would know better?
He's gonna sh*t when he sees the price of popcorn.
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