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Old 10-24-2013, 02:00 PM   #181
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A baby, an alcoholic, and a racist all walk into a bar and the bartender says,
"Welcome back, Speaker Boehner!"
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Old 10-24-2013, 06:27 PM   #182
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A baby, an alcoholic, and a racist all walk into a bar and the bartender says,
"Welcome back, Speaker Boehner!"
Since we're making things up, why not add ...

rapist
murderer
tax cheat
wife beater
drug user
gambler

- or-

Afrikan
socialist
racist
condescending
supports criminals
drug user


All-in-all, this is a humor thread and your post didn't belong.
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:08 PM   #183
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Since we're making things up, why not add ...

rapist
murderer
tax cheat
wife beater
drug user
gambler

- or-

Afrikan
socialist
racist
condescending
supports criminals
drug user


All-in-all, this is a humor thread and your post didn't belong.

Magwell(#177) started it and btw who the f**k are you tell me what I can't or can post.
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:00 AM   #184
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Magwell(#177) started it and btw who the f**k are you tell me what I can't or can post.
maybe you missed the memo Einstein. This is a humor thread. There are countless political threads in which to insert your venom.
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:02 AM   #185
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Magwell(#177) started it and btw who the f**k are you tell me what I can't or can post.
... and by the way, your post reads like a five year old wrote it. Well, Magwell did it too!! How funny.
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Old 10-25-2013, 10:09 AM   #186
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What is this the 4th grade ? "Magwell started it" what I posted was meant to be humorous, because it all cant be true , can it ? sorry if it offended anyone.
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Old 10-25-2013, 03:18 PM   #188
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... and by the way, your post reads like a five year old wrote it. Well, Magwell did it too!! How funny.
Did I say Magwell did it too!!. What I said was with Magwell post I got green light to write political jokes. I weren't bitching about his joke...you are the one bitching about my joke about your lover!. Now go play.....
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Did I say Magwell did it too!!. What I said was with Magwell post I got green light to write political jokes. I weren't bitching about his joke...you are the one bitching about my joke about your lover!. Now go play.....
what do I care about Boehner? I have never written his name in all my life nor even know what state he represents. I got my own problems.

... and yes, you did indeed tattle on Magwell like a 4th grader as he says. Just stop already.
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Old 10-25-2013, 05:37 PM   #190
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what do I care about Boehner?
I don't know!?...maybe you don't or maybe you do. The way you jumped on my joke maybe you do have a secret crush on him. It's ok to come out of the closet. Basketball players are coming out of closet, so are football players and baseball players too! You don't have to be embarrassed . It's OK! it's OK!

"I got my own problems."... So why start the trouble. It was only a joke!

And about "tattle on Magwell..." You got me there. I did not word it right.My bad!. So if you want to go on I got all day!
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I don't know!?...maybe you don't or maybe you do. The way you jumped on my joke maybe you do have a secret crush on him. It's ok to come out of the closet. Basketball players are coming out of closet, so are football players and baseball players too! You don't have to be embarrassed . It's OK! it's OK!

"I got my own problems."... So why start the trouble. It was only a joke!

And about "tattle on Magwell..." You got me there. I did not word it right.My bad!. So if you want to go on I got all day!
your like Wile E. Coyote that keeps on keeping on

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Boys! Boys! Let's get back on topic.

Due to a shortage of beds to lay in at a homeless shelter, three men were set to be laying together in a California King sized mattress. That night, the three go to bed.
They wake up the next morning to the alarm clock going off, waking the three up.
The man on the left says "Hmm, I had the oddest dream. I had a dream that I was being given a handjob."
The man on the right says "Yeah. Me, too."
The man in the center says "Hmm, that's weird. I dreamed I was skiing."


A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."



A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train".

"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer........
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Longshot & Sammy,

Thanks for getting this thread back on track.

Great humor, to boot.

(Sammy's went to my Facebook page.)
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:20 PM   #195
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> I became confused when I heard these terms which reference
> the word "service".
>
> Internal Revenue "Service"
> U.S. Postal "Service"
> Telephone "Service"
> T.V. "Service"
> Civil "Service"
> City & County Public "Service"
> Customer "Service"
> and "Service" Stations
>
> This is not what I thought "service" meant. But
> today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said
> he had hired a bull to "service" a few cows.
>
> BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what
> all those "service" agencies are doing to us.
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