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Old 05-05-2008, 09:38 AM   #1
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Thoughts from a person who's >>>>

Thoughts from a Person Whose Mind Wanders.....

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once--or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and
I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken.
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Too Funny Shanta,........Thx for the chuckles.........
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Too Funny Shanta,........Thx for the chuckles.........
LOVE your signature line "Lotta"!
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:36 AM   #4
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Thx for the LOVE, Shanta, I'll take it anywhere I can get it.........haha........
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