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09-22-2017, 08:04 AM
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Trump's Hidden Tax Returns
At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,
"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"
Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."
"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.
Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"Next question?"
Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!
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09-22-2017, 10:18 AM
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Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?
Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.
I know I'm impressed.
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09-22-2017, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Baystater
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess Hawsen Arown
At a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,
"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"
Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."
"And just where is that?", said the reporter, sarcastically.
Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"Next question?"
Since I did not hear it, it is probably just a joke doing the email circuit. But at the very least, the author NAILED IT!
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09-22-2017, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dahoss9698
Probably a joke since you didn't hear it?
Another "guy" with a VERY rich and enjoyable life. Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.
I know I'm impressed.
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You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.
But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.
I'm just a small link in a chain.
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09-22-2017, 05:22 PM
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PA Steward
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Del Boca Vista
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Originally Posted by Dahoss9698
Scouring the internet to find anything and everything he can find to post here in an attempt to make other old guys laugh.
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You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...
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09-22-2017, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage
You hate all types of discrimination and bigotry (and rightly so), except, apparently, for age discrimination...
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One post today and I get the honor. Shocking. You even missed a post where someone brought up my mother. I know, I know...you're busy
How exactly am I age discriminating? Is it a secret this section of the board consists of mostly older white guys? Why would it bother you I bring it up?
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09-22-2017, 07:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess Hawsen Arown
You are MOSTLY correct. I do enjoy making other people laugh. Based on your triple lol, I'm glad to see it worked for you.
But I don't have to scour anything, most of the stuff I forward here is sent by others who enjoy making people laugh. I believe that providing smiles and laughs is a noble activity.
I'm just a small link in a chain.
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Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.
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09-22-2017, 08:19 PM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss9698
Try harder. They might be laughing but it's mostly at you...not with you.
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Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.
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09-22-2017, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ReplayRandall
Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.
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You were GONE? I hardly noticed.
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"Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why."
-- Hermann Hesse
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09-22-2017, 08:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReplayRandall
Looks like you've been having another mental breakdown while I've been gone.....Take a Midol or something.
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You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?
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09-22-2017, 08:54 PM
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I love the idea that I'm on tilt or having a mental breakdown.
I created this mess because it's amusing to me. Think about it....I've totally disrupted the off topic section of this board....on purpose. I've got what 10 different people on tilt?
All the while I'm sitting back watching my fine work. People are so out of touch here.
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09-22-2017, 08:56 PM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss9698
You were the guy who cried because no one was telling you good job, right? Can I borrow a Midol?
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Now, now Nancy, relax.....I was just kidding. I noticed you like taking on 4-5 posters at a time with verbal punches going back and forth. You threw some low blows, but I guess the moderators found it entertaining and just let it slide....for now.
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09-22-2017, 09:06 PM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
You were GONE? I hardly noticed.
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The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...
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09-22-2017, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ReplayRandall
The only thing you notice is the big swiss-cheese HOLES in your bankroll, courtesy of the casinos in Vegas...
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I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.
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"Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why."
-- Hermann Hesse
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09-22-2017, 09:17 PM
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Buckle Up
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 10,614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
I've got the casinos on their knees...and pleading for mercy.
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Pleading for you to play MORE.....but your line of credit has unfortunately reached it's max limit.....Time to hit the coupon trail for a while.
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