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03-07-2024, 11:45 AM
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STATE of the DISUNION 2024
Breaking news.
Biden has been medically cleared to go on tonight.
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03-07-2024, 12:11 PM
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I wonder what his preparation has been leading up to his 9:00 PM EST post time? His doctors and the juice trainer have to be on pins and needles hoping they made the right call. I figure the last two days they sedated him for maximum sleep. Then about 7PM tonight they wake him, milkshake him, and shoot him up with methamphetamine. Probably at 8:45 he goes and smokes some crack with Hunter. He is checked over one last time at 8:50 if he is too high they give him a joint to smoke. Then 9PM it is post time!
I swear on last year's State of the Union that was the most coherent he was in his presidency, he made it to the 1/16th poll, before he was breathing fire.
I think I have to credit Trevor Denman for "breathing fire."
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03-07-2024, 12:28 PM
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Over under on the use of.....
TRUMP.... >5
MAGA... >5
ULTRA MAGA... >5
SAVING DEMOCRACY... >5
TRUST ME FOLKS... >2
BRIBENOMICS... >3
GOING FROM A WHISPER TO RAGE... >1
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03-07-2024, 12:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OntheRail
Over under on the use of.....
TRUMP.... >5
MAGA... >5
ULTRA MAGA... >5
SAVING DEMOCRACY... >5
TRUST ME FOLKS... >2
BRIBENOMICS... >3
GOING FROM A WHISPER TO RAGE... >1
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Are those all at -110? Are we allowed to parlay them? I have noticed on some sites certain props cannot be parlayed.
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03-07-2024, 01:22 PM
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OMG!
It just occurred to me......how bad will that kitchen fire be this time?
Hope no one is injured!
What dead world leaders has he just talked too?
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03-07-2024, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom
OMG!
It just occurred to me......how bad will that kitchen fire be this time?
Hope no one is injured!
What dead world leaders has he just talked too?
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How the kitchen fire happened as Joe Biden explained is another one of his tall tales. What I find odd is even if he told the truth, I am sure the insurance would have paid off. He must have had enough political pull even then the fire department was afraid of telling the truth, that is pretty sad. You did not need to be a high level arson investigator to know he lied. A little knowledge of electricity 101 would paint him as a big liar.
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03-07-2024, 02:47 PM
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Hes been in bed for 24 hours to prevent "stuttering". They'll pump him up with a Hitler cocktail of amphetamines and hope for the best. If he does a good job he's been promised ice cream.
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03-07-2024, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmyb
Hes been in bed for 24 hours to prevent "stuttering". They'll pump him up with a Hitler cocktail of amphetamines and hope for the best. If he does a good job he's been promised ice cream.
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As a backup measure beyond the scrotum shock collar the inserted the ass blaster 5000 volt-a-jolt... ensuring a wide eyed Joe when needed. Keep a look out for the tell tail signs of its use. 
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03-07-2024, 05:11 PM
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Jerry Sienfeld interviews Joe and Hunter pre-SOTDU tonight
He's in fight mode, says the NY Times....
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03-07-2024, 07:26 PM
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over on all of them except Bribenomics ... if it is Bidenomics ten over on ALL
I am making my predictions on hoping he can go for 60 minutes, but my guess on that is probably under
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03-07-2024, 08:40 PM
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I just watched President Trumps' prebuttal to the SOTU speech.
Expect a lot of shrinkage and dementia from JB.
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03-07-2024, 09:00 PM
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I wonder how many lies he will tell? How many gaffes? During his 12 minute speech after the Hur Report he was 11 and 5, but he spent half the time off the teleprompter. Of course there will be lies on the teleprompter. The most remarkable things are the lies he tells himself about his past. I think Tom brought up the house fire story, that was a good one. Lightening strike in a pond causing electrical current to run through a buried line into his house.
That would be a total impossibility for so many reasons. Strangely enough it only caught the kitchen on fire, just like a cooking accident does which without looking are the cause of most house fires.
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03-07-2024, 09:12 PM
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Meanwhile......
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Here it is, in a nutshell: Millions of people are
pinning their hopes on a man who has every
chance of returning to the WH, assuming that
he can manage to stay out of prison. Think about it.
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03-07-2024, 09:18 PM
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Reality
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Want to know what's wrong with this country?
Here it is, in a nutshell: Millions of people are
pinning their hopes on a man who has every
chance of returning to the WH, assuming that
he can manage to stay out of prison. Think about it.
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03-07-2024, 09:23 PM
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Heckling from the cheap seats.......
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Want to know what's wrong with this country?
Here it is, in a nutshell: Millions of people are
pinning their hopes on a man who has every
chance of returning to the WH, assuming that
he can manage to stay out of prison. Think about it.
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