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03-25-2010, 10:42 PM
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What is the weirdest name you ever heard a horse callled on the track?
We all need a good laugh, so what is the weirdest name you have heard called or unusual name by a race track announcer on a horse in a legal race, and you know what I mean, (legit all the way)
OK people, no cussing please, lets keep it civil 
Lester
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03-25-2010, 10:58 PM
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03-25-2010, 11:03 PM
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Mine is, The Horse With No Name.
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03-25-2010, 11:11 PM
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Down Goes Frazier.
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03-25-2010, 11:11 PM
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kickhetailhego ( kick he tail he go)
Long time ago. A Charles town runner if I remember correctly.
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Windoor
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03-25-2010, 11:18 PM
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Deweycheatemandhow-multiple world champion harness horse....
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03-25-2010, 11:19 PM
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I had a filly named Pink Cheeks-she was out of a mare named Panty Raid. True story......
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03-25-2010, 11:24 PM
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Two that Luke managed to always give great calls to:
Onestrikenoballs (gelding) - "...if you got him, you got the nuts today..."
Sky Hoof Hearted - "...from the rear its sky hoof hearted, gassing up ready to unleash and leave the other in fumes..."
(all quotes attributed to Luke are actually somewhat fabricated recollections of his actual calls that resemble my memories).
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03-26-2010, 12:20 AM
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HOOF HEARTED and trotter SAFE SEX. Who names a horse Safe Sex???
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03-26-2010, 12:26 AM
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Mendafendabenda
Yacahicamickadola
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03-26-2010, 12:44 AM
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My favorite was a horse named Secretly Smashed...just love that name.
Anyone remember Odor In The Court? A son of Judge Smells
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03-26-2010, 12:51 AM
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I would be remiss if I didn't note the excellent job Mr. Durkin did with "Flat Fleet Feet"...
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03-26-2010, 01:00 AM
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Bodacious Tatas
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03-26-2010, 01:12 AM
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03-26-2010, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by tzipi
HOOF HEARTED and trotter SAFE SEX. Who names a horse Safe Sex???
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