I really miss this guy..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhmdEq3JhoY
The wisdom(?) of George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Move to Russia mother. 
