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03-29-2021, 08:22 AM
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The Dark Connection Between Face Diapers and Penises
I dedicate this post 46er. 
STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks
A study listed in the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which operates under the National Library of Medicine and the National Institutes of Health, found that the microplastics used in the manufacturing of Covid face masks contain a number of toxic chemicals, including the penis-shrinking phthalates.
https://nationalfile.com/study-chemi...in-face-masks/
You guys who value your package might wanna switch to the old fashion cloth bandannas. Just sayin'... 
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03-29-2021, 08:39 AM
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C'est Tout
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Ladies & Gentlemen...the one and only Boxers:
The gift that just keeps on giving 
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03-29-2021, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour
Ladies & Gentlemen...the one and only Boxers:
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Hey...someone has to share the truth around here.
But hey...you gotta admit that it now makes sense why Fascist Fear Fuhurer Fauc and others are saying masks will be around for a very long time. Gotta get as many guys as sterile as possible to save the planet from overpopulation.
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03-29-2021, 09:02 AM
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C'est Tout
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03-29-2021, 09:20 AM
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I would think wearing a mask would definitely hinder your connection to a penis.
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03-29-2021, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour
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Ahh...you're just jealous that you have been called in life to be a loud, raucous noisemaker inside an empty drum.
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03-29-2021, 10:43 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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03-29-2021, 11:25 AM
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That poor guy will find his penis if he simply follows the science.
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03-29-2021, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by boxcar
Ahh...you're just jealous that you have been called in life to be a loud, raucous noisemaker inside an empty drum. |
A perfect description of yourself in Off Topic
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03-29-2021, 11:35 AM
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Media Bias Fact Check rates National File as;
Conspiracy level: Tin Foil hat.
Pseudo science: Strong
Factual reporting: low.
In other words, the perfect source for Boxcar.
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"When you come at the King, You'd best not miss." Omar Little
Last edited by mostpost; 03-29-2021 at 11:37 AM.
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03-29-2021, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by mostpost
Media Bias Fact Check rates National File as;
Conspiracy level: Tin Foil hat.
Pseudo science: Strong
Factual reporting: low.
In other words, the perfect source for Boxcar.
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Wow! Why are you guys so reluctant to follow the science? Isn't the dimwit mantra: Follow the science, follow the science, follow the science -- until, that is, the science tell you sheeple things that don't tickle your ears.
Oh yeah...by the way, here's a little objective critique of MBFC.
https://www.politifactbias.com/2017/...act-check.html
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03-29-2021, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour
A perfect description of yourself in Off Topic
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And as one would expect with an empty drum banger, not an original thought to be found in your web-filled attic.
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03-29-2021, 12:06 PM
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Old news.
Plastic is very toxic.
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donut believe the hype...
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03-29-2021, 12:43 PM
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Got to love the high level of discourse on this site.
The first action to make America great again would be to take anyone who has posted more than 100 times in Off Topic and send them to work in a soup kitchen for a year. Or maybe dig a ditch then just in and bury themselves. Something to actually be a productive member of society rather than a shit-talking shut-in.
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03-29-2021, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by castaway01
Got to love the high level of discourse on this site.
The first action to make America great again would be to take anyone who has posted more than 100 times in Off Topic and send them to work in a soup kitchen for a year. Or maybe dig a ditch then just in and bury themselves. Something to actually be a productive member of society rather than a shit-talking shut-in.
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Wow! What a stellar idea. Term limits, as it were, for OT posters. I would second that motion if we could append another idea to it: Ban posters who can't post coherently in good ol' fashioned America English.
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