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Old 09-12-2019, 09:22 PM   #1
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Water into Wine

Some magician on Penn and Teller turned water into wine. He wasn't the first to do that though. Another magician perfected the trick 2,000 years ago.
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I can turn wine into water.
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:36 PM   #3
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Some magician on Penn and Teller turned water into wine. He wasn't the first to do that though. Another magician perfected the trick 2,000 years ago.
Feeling a little "gamey" tonight, Rich?....Kentucky Downs aggravate you today?
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WOW! Attacking Christianity, how unique.
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WOW! Attacking Christianity, how unique.
Is the Religion thread dead?
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Is the Religion thread dead?
Quite the opposite. It's multiplying.
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Some magician on Penn and Teller turned water into wine. He wasn't the first to do that though. Another magician perfected the trick 2,000 years ago.
I think that was Hero of Alexandria, a scientist, not a magician. The early Christians heard about it and decided to include it in their holy book.
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Some magician on Penn and Teller turned water into wine. He wasn't the first to do that though. Another magician perfected the trick 2,000 years ago.

10 Democrats on national TV tonight turned a perfect opportunity into pure shit.


If we are talking about miracles, can we also talk about reverse miracles?
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Quite the opposite. It's multiplying.
By virgin birth?
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You know, I've been criticized here for not having a sense of humor. So, I thought my post was funny. Apparently the other side has its sensitivity too!
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I can turn wine into water.
I can turn it into something else~!
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It will rise again.
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It will rise again.
Indeed...everything in its time.
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Indeed...everything in its time.
How come no one takes you seriously on that thread? Or come to think of it,... NO thread
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