|
|
02-03-2016, 10:30 PM
|
#1
|
Registered User
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 22,649
|
man catches fire and then is sucked out hole in airplane
|
|
|
02-03-2016, 11:10 PM
|
#2
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 6,373
|
It's a case of explosive diarrhea. Stay away from the Falafels.
If it was a bomb thank God the bomber was the only one to go... BOOM!
__________________
Remember To Help Old Friends Thoroughbred Retirement Center.
|
|
|
02-04-2016, 06:21 AM
|
#3
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 10,171
|
Wife of terrorist: "Bad day at the office honey?"
Terrorist: "Just a little. First, my underwear didn't explode properly, and instead of blowing up the plane, I caught on fire and only blew a small hole in the side of the plane. If that wasn't bad enough, I wasn't wearing my seat belt like they always tell you to do, and I got sucked out of the hole I made at 14000 feet without a parachute. On the bright side, I missed getting sucked into the engine."
Think Wyle E Coyote
Last edited by tucker6; 02-04-2016 at 06:23 AM.
|
|
|
02-04-2016, 12:15 PM
|
#4
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston , Tx.
Posts: 9,589
|
Turkish Airlines flight crashed in 1974 killing all 346 on board. A faulty cargo door on the DC-10 blew off due to pressure when the plane climbed through 10,000 ft. causing a sudden depressurization in the cargo hold. This in effect caused two rows of seats with passengers to be deposited through a huge hole in the belly and fall into a farm field below. The remainder of the passengers and plane dove into a forest in France and disintegrated.
Last edited by Marshall Bennett; 02-04-2016 at 12:16 PM.
|
|
|
02-04-2016, 12:26 PM
|
#5
|
Canadian since 51
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,458
|
The real question to be asked is:
Who in their right mind, flys into/ out of Somalia?
CNN reported that NO planes (even Somalian ones) ever stay on the tarmac overnight. And- it is so horribly insecure security wise, that passengers used to be tossed a bullet proof vest before disembarking, so ISIS/Al Q snipers didn't knock them off!
|
|
|
02-04-2016, 12:45 PM
|
#6
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 10,171
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Bennett
Turkish Airlines flight crashed in 1974 killing all 346 on board. A faulty cargo door on the DC-10 blew off due to pressure when the plane climbed through 10,000 ft. causing a sudden depressurization in the cargo hold. This in effect caused two rows of seats with passengers to be deposited through a huge hole in the belly and fall into a farm field below. The remainder of the passengers and plane dove into a forest in France and disintegrated.
|
sounds like negligence by the airline and poor piloting to me. Mechanically unsound plane and the pilots couldn't deal with a situation that even in 1974 was not insurmountable.
|
|
|
02-04-2016, 03:36 PM
|
#7
|
broken-down horseplayer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Portland, OR area
Posts: 2,090
|
It was an older guy in his 60s who was sucked out of the hole and died. I wouldn't think he'd be the bomber, but he may have had a bomb placed by someone else in his carry on bag, or perhaps the carry on bag of the person sitting behind him.
Very lucky the whole plane wasn't lost....
__________________
Playing SRU Downs - home of the "no sweat" inquiries...
Defying the "laws" of statistics with every wager.
|
|
|
02-08-2016, 08:00 PM
|
#8
|
Registered User
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 22,649
|
The guy was supposed to be on a Turkish Airlines flight that got cancelled. A group from this cancellation got put on a Daallo Airlines flight.
http://news.yahoo.com/somalia-plane-...100554606.html
|
|
|
02-08-2016, 08:13 PM
|
#9
|
broken-down horseplayer
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Portland, OR area
Posts: 2,090
|
They're still calling him the "suicide" bomber, and the bomb was in a laptop. A suicide bomber in his early 60s?
Wonder if he just had the battery explode....
__________________
Playing SRU Downs - home of the "no sweat" inquiries...
Defying the "laws" of statistics with every wager.
|
|
|
02-08-2016, 08:45 PM
|
#10
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 6,373
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoofless_Wonder
They're still calling him the "suicide" bomber, and the bomb was in a laptop. A suicide bomber in his early 60s?
Wonder if he just had the battery explode....
|
Why not 60 is the new 40... he had a bottle of Viagra and visions of 72 virgins. Have to wonder though... does he really qualify as a suicide bomber when he took not one other with him.
__________________
Remember To Help Old Friends Thoroughbred Retirement Center.
|
|
|
02-09-2016, 04:38 AM
|
#11
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston , Tx.
Posts: 9,589
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by tucker6
sounds like negligence by the airline and poor piloting to me. Mechanically unsound plane and the pilots couldn't deal with a situation that even in 1974 was not insurmountable.
|
There was fix package issued by McDonald Douglas after a similar mishap here stateside in which the door blew off and the plane landed safely. Turkish Airlines didn't install them in their 3 DC-10's.
As for the pilot, due to the excessive cabin load all the hydraulic lines were severed during decompression and he had no control features. Had he been at a much higher altitude he perhaps could have used his engines alone to fly as these controls still worked. He actually had the plane nearly level, but ran out of airspace.
|
|
|
02-09-2016, 06:17 AM
|
#12
|
Authorized Advertiser
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Oakland, Ca
Posts: 7,953
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by OntheRail
Why not 60 is the new 40... he had a bottle of Viagra and visions of 72 virgins. Have to wonder though... does he really qualify as a suicide bomber when he took not one other with him.
|
Gallows humor is so much funnier when at the expense of a hapless terrorist, who "F'ed" up and killed himself. Your 2 posts on this thread, and tucker's, had me laughing and spitting up coffee
|
|
|
02-09-2016, 07:10 AM
|
#13
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 10,171
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoofless_Wonder
They're still calling him the "suicide" bomber, and the bomb was in a laptop. A suicide bomber in his early 60s?
Wonder if he just had the battery explode....
|
I don't believe it is possible that a laptop battery could produce an "explosion" that takes out a plane without outside assistance (additional bomb material inside the laptop). I looked online and battery "explosions" usually induce a fire and at most destruction of the internals in a laptop.
|
|
|
02-09-2016, 10:46 AM
|
#14
|
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 16,912
|
Quote:
There was fix package issued by McDonald Douglas after a similar mishap here stateside in which the door blew off and the plane landed safely. Turkish Airlines didn't install them in their 3 DC-10's.
|
Th hole is a couple of rows away from the door.
|
|
|
02-09-2016, 12:12 PM
|
#15
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston , Tx.
Posts: 9,589
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Schwartz
Th hole is a couple of rows away from the door.
|
This was a different airliner 40 years ago.
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|