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Originally Posted by banacek
I got a kick out of this comedian dealing with a heckler. When he starts talking about the helicopter pilot. "No, I have never piloted a helicopter. But if your helicopter is in a tree I am pretty sure you $%&&^ed up. Pilot error 
it made me think about when we complain about an announcer or a jockey - "No, I have never ridden a horse in a race. But if you took the horse out in 21.3 43.4 in a mile race...I am pretty sure you..."
"No, I have never announced a race. But if you are saying the 6 won the race and he was last....I am pretty sure you..."
Occasional swearing NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekoDt_uxb_E |
Once, while I was watching a ball game:
Player: " (The Pitch) looked pretty good from here, umpie!"
Ump: (Removing his mask, standing and turning to the player)
"That's why you're over there!"
BEST comeback from a game official- ever.
