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07-09-2014, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by tucker6
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed closely by Batman.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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07-09-2014, 10:44 AM
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Screw PC
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
Same guy at your front door?
Matt.
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07-09-2014, 10:46 AM
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#453
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Traded By Cubs
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Originally Posted by DJofSD
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
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Or...Screwed!
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07-09-2014, 11:11 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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What do you call a boy in the bushes?
Russel.
What do you call a boy with no feet?
Neil.
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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07-09-2014, 11:19 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Originally Posted by tucker6
Let's see if anyone can get this joke.
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed closely by Batman.
What does it mean? I didn't get the joke myself, but I have it now. Pretty clever really.
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They ran into 16 chlorine atoms inside, so Batman a-salted them all.
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07-09-2014, 11:20 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Pavlov is sitting at the bar when the phone rings.
"Oh damn," he says, "I forgot to feed the dogs."
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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07-09-2014, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by tucker6
Let's see if anyone can get this joke.
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed closely by Batman.
What does it mean? I didn't get the joke myself, but I have it now. Pretty clever really.
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The answer, which was given to me as well is,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na - BATMAN
Think of the theme song to the TV show!!!
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07-09-2014, 11:41 AM
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I can't believe I missed that!
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Have you ever noticed that those who do not have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of always seem to know how to handle the money of those who do.
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07-09-2014, 11:44 AM
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Me either! I completely missed that.
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07-09-2014, 02:38 PM
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That is funny!
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07-09-2014, 02:42 PM
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Screw PC
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs bouncing off the lake?
Skippy.
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07-09-2014, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by tucker6
The answer, which was given to me as well is,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na - BATMAN
Think of the theme song to the TV show!!!
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OMG thats as bad as the "tick-talk" joke but i
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07-09-2014, 05:31 PM
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I know really! As soon as you read the answer, you feel like slapping your forehead.
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07-09-2014, 05:46 PM
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How about a horse related one: What did the horse say when he fell down?
"Help, I've fallen and I can't giddyup!" 
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07-10-2014, 07:19 AM
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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