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Old 02-13-2018, 05:55 AM   #1
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Chicago snow delays
https://www.theonion.com/snowstorm-i...ers-1819574592
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Old 02-13-2018, 08:32 AM   #2
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I have confidence that they will get the murders back on the yearly quota.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:21 AM   #3
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Uh oh...looks like thugs are going to have to put in some overtime.
Maybe this opens up some new jobs for goons?

Man, Trump is good!!!!
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:10 AM   #4
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This is very bad news. This shutdown in crime, if it continues, could force Murder Inc. to go belly up. (Bad pun intended.)
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You got to love the Onion for real news. Far more accurate than Vox and Salon. Thank you JR for the chuckle
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You got to love the Onion for real news. Far more accurate than Vox and Salon. Thank you JR for the chuckle
Kudos to jocko for being the first person on here
to actually recognize that this is satire.
He couldn't be the only one clued in, could he?
Nahhh......

FWIW, I'm pretty sure JR keeps a chalkboard
in his garage to tally all the murders in Chicago.

Pretty warped way to attempt to discredit gun laws.
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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you aren't the only one that can read h4c

and it is a 5 year old article, but still surprisingly pertinent- for an Onion article.
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you aren't the only one that can read h4c

and it is a 5 year old article, but still surprisingly pertinent- for an Onion article.
It comes back around every time Chicago gets nailed with snow
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I think the clue here was the link said THEONION....
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