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Old 12-22-2018, 06:28 PM   #16
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I dare you to try that again !
That was pretty good and clever...
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I'm with Jay. We should let Billy Squier figure it all out.


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I'm with Jay. We should let Billy Squier figure it all out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZ0jctQWXg
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I'm with Jay. We should let Billy Squier figure it all out.


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The option was.
"She is pretending to be asleep because she knows i'm low on chloroform."
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The option was.
"She is pretending to be asleep because she knows i'm low on chloroform."
Maybe.

But let's hear from the expertise known as Billy Squier


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Maybe.

But let's hear from the expertise known as Billy Squier

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