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this ain't so funny because its probably true. the United States is not going to have to go through what they just did with the supply chain. so they are going to do much more manufacturing. they are going to use robots and probably make the robots pay income taxes for the loss in tax revenue.
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05-21-2020, 05:32 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour
Here's one that will have most of you hootin & hollerin with delight:
Limiting gatherings to ten people or less isn't fair....that means Biden gets to hold his rallies and Trump cannot.
Booyahhhhh!
Buhzzzzzzzzing!
Yukyukyukyuk
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Joe had 4 at his last one.
Boo YAAA!!!
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05-21-2020, 06:18 PM
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Just another Facist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Now in Houston
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My family was so poor we could only afford Covid 10 .......
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05-22-2020, 07:43 AM
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Location: South Africa
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To believe or not to believe in the existence of this virus is your right. otherwise, you have nothing to be afraid of and you can safely walk through crowded hospitals to ask the deceased what they are doing there
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05-23-2020, 12:59 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Where did it come from?
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05-23-2020, 01:00 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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The bottom line.....
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05-23-2020, 02:55 PM
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Location: New Hampshire
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China claims that Coronavirus came from an old bat, but Pelosi denies having been involved.
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05-23-2020, 03:45 PM
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Location: Diez meses en Port St. Lucie, FL; two months in the Dominican Republic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fast4522
China claims that Coronavirus came from an old bat, but Pelosi denies having been involved.
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Hmm, that sounds familiar. 
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05-25-2020, 11:18 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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With a Little Help from My Friends, COVID-19 reprise.....
Co-vid-nine-teen!....
What would you do if I got close to you?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
How would you feel if I took off my mask?
Would you scream and take me to task?
Oh, I'll get by 6 feet from my friends.
Oh, I'll get by 6 feet from my friends,
Mm, I get high 6 feet from my friends.
What do you do when your love is away?
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do you feel by the end of the day?
Are you sad because you're on your own?
No, I get by 6 feet from my friends.
Mm I get high 6 feet from my friends.
Mn gonna die if I get near my friends.
Do you need anything now.
I just need toilet paper.
Could I get you anything now?
I just need toilet paper.
Why can I shop in a crowded Walmart,
But I can't buy a hot dog from a cart?
If I behave can I go for a shave?
And maybe a bit off the top?
Oh, I get by 6 feet from my friends.
Mm I get high 6 feet from my friends.
Mm gonna die if I get near my friends.
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05-25-2020, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2013
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Battle of the "Sounds of silence" Covid parodies
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05-25-2020, 03:03 PM
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Beat up 💪
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Beach life in Fort Lauderdale
Posts: 11,938
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Florida opened this weekend
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05-25-2020, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Del Boca Vista
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Layumlopo
To believe or not to believe in the existence of this virus is your right. otherwise, you have nothing to be afraid of and you can safely walk through crowded hospitals to ask the deceased what they are doing there
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Who doesn't believe in the existence of the virus?
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05-25-2020, 09:23 PM
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Location: New Hampshire
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Hmm, that sounds familiar. |
Right, cut the shit.
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05-26-2020, 01:00 AM
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2020 mascot
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05-26-2020, 04:08 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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