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Old 02-22-2019, 05:54 PM   #16
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Oh, no huddle!
Rumor has it that it was a 2-minute offense!!!!
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Old 02-22-2019, 07:26 PM   #17
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They also have DNA samples, so the "ringer" thing isn't gonna fly. Cops in Florida haven't much else to do besides arrest johns and rescue the citizenry from boas and gators.
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Old 02-22-2019, 07:26 PM   #18
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The Minuteman

He shoots, he scores!

Oops wrong sport.

Can you imagine Bellichick in one of those massage parlors, trying to talk dirty in that monotone of his?
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:22 PM   #19
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It's time to class this thread up!

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Old 02-22-2019, 10:36 PM   #20
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https://youtu.be/2UUodfHwgfc
Pardon my ignorance...I am new to this game. The girl on the right...is she the TIGHT END?
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:40 PM   #21
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The girl on the right...is she the TIGHT END? Pardon my ignorance...I am new to this game.
I think she's the WIDE RECEIVER....
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:24 PM   #22
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Offense setups such as these are very difficult to defend when they are clicking on all cylinders.
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Old 02-23-2019, 09:18 AM   #23
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Couldn't happen to a better team. Hangem high.

Is tiger woods next?

It's reported Kraft isn't the biggest name on the list.
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Old 02-23-2019, 12:03 PM   #24
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Couldn't happen to a better team. Hangem high.

Is tiger woods next?

It's reported Kraft isn't the biggest name on the list.
"reported" where?
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Old 02-23-2019, 12:10 PM   #25
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It's time to class this thread up!

https://youtu.be/2UUodfHwgfc

I still can't believe this ever happened. Truly amazing.
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Old 02-23-2019, 01:16 PM   #26
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that guy ain't going out with a $50 hustler, he would be with a $5000 a night debutante.

A debutant hooker meaning. ...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...?term=Debutant

Are you saying that he might be one of them ?

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Obviously Mr. Kraft is not a "family values" kind of guy. He'd fit right in with Trump at a White House visit. I'd keep the anti-bac handy after shaking hands with these two perverts.
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I doubt either one would ever offer a handshake to you, so quit worrying about it.
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Old 02-23-2019, 03:01 PM   #29
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They also have DNA samples, so the "ringer" thing isn't gonna fly. Cops in Florida haven't much else to do besides arrest johns and rescue the citizenry from boas and gators.
How can you have a secret undercover surveillance and collect samples after customer visits?
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dave, the johns left their calling cards as a tip for their happy endings. It's all on tape.
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