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Old 04-05-2014, 05:43 PM   #31
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Lies can be done with words too.
For sure. Any of the following are prime examples.

How to lie with CBS News.

How to lie with NBC News.

How to lie with ABC News.

How to lie with CNN News.

How to lie with MSNBC News.

How to lie with the New York Times.

How to lie with the Washington Post.

How to lie with the Los Angeles Times.

How to lie with, well, you get the idea.
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:51 PM   #32
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Yes, as all Hispanics vote as a monolith. Very insulting.
I said they did??

Enough do, however.
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:51 PM   #33
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I have found this one to be useful:
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Lyle_Rossiter

Slowly I turned. Step by step.....................

In a nutshell, the book's thesis is, "My political views are so obviously correct that anyone who doesn't accept them just has to be nuts." It presupposes the truth of a right-wing political outlook and then tries to plumb the reasons why other people do not accept this truth, the conclusion being that they have to be in massive denial. He chastises liberals for being "uncivil, overly sure of their correctness, and willfully ignorant of facts that contradict their worldview."
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:54 PM   #34
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Speaking of runaway best sellers Tom. Here is how to lie with Republican Senate candidate Jack Kingston. Fakes a phone call from the President

That's fake???

Wow, thanks for pointing that out. It sure looked real to me. I was about to go on Amazon to see if I could find one of those answering machines that takes pictures of the person calling.
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:59 PM   #35
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For sure. Any of the following are prime examples.

How to lie with CBS News.

How to lie with NBC News.

How to lie with ABC News.

How to lie with CNN News.

How to lie with MSNBC News.

How to lie with the New York Times.

How to lie with the Washington Post.

How to lie with the Los Angeles Times.

How to lie with, well, you get the idea.
I stopped at 2 horrendous con sources, only to avoid giving fellow liberals nightmares and severe headaches. There are much more of course.

Quality is preferential to quantity.

Now that you and Tom already used my shtick, notice I moved on to blatantly LYING REPUBLICANS. I know, now every righty will un-creatively do the same
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Old 04-05-2014, 06:07 PM   #36
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That's fake???

Wow, thanks for pointing that out. It sure looked real to me. I was about to go on Amazon to see if I could find one of those answering machines that takes pictures of the person calling.
No, that was really a honest to goodness excellent impersonator in black face who has wanted the job since day one.

Ok, the cat is out of the back. Here is the secret now disclosed for those of you unsuspecting naive conservatives.















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Old 04-05-2014, 06:28 PM   #37
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I have found this one to be useful:




Liberals have minds?? Which one?
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Old 04-05-2014, 06:33 PM   #38
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Liberals have minds??
It doesn't say "minds", it says "mind", singular.

Resistance is futile.
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Resistance is futile.
Spoken like a true Borg.
And you call us the collective





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Old 04-05-2014, 06:53 PM   #40
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Spoken like a true Borg.
And you call us the collective
Announcer: And the champion plays the "I know you are but what am I?" card for the win, and retains the title of King of the Playground!!!
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Playgrounds? Is that why you corrected BlueShoe on the number of minds Sigmund Rightwing Couch Recliner wrote about??

Silly one oneupsmanship bertween conservatives for playground territory? What is it that like TeaPe-ers adjusting the old anti communists old guard on proper modern conservative paranoia?
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Talk about a thread derailing badly.
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Old 04-05-2014, 07:25 PM   #43
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Talk about a thread derailing badly.
Well, exxxxxcccccuuuussse me!

Point taken.
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Old 04-06-2014, 12:50 AM   #44
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Said it before and I'll say it again:

Off Topic is going to be hilarious for the next few years.

At some point you would think the more notorious Righties around here would have some respect for themselves and stop acting like incorrigible children.
Or maybe not

Keep up the show y'all - it's quite entertaining
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and yet you continue to play.........


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