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Old 09-25-2012, 10:27 AM   #1
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My kind of Magazine!

They either need to change their name from WHERE, or get a new cover photographer!

"Mama, Daddy, I'm going to be on a cover this month!!!"

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Old 09-25-2012, 11:29 AM   #2
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My laugh of the day! Thank you so much!
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:32 AM   #3
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Ironically, the magazine is free
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:50 PM   #4
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Nice to know they have a catalog so one can conviently order one from home.
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:53 PM   #5
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Nice to know they have a catalog so one can conviently order one from home.
How do you know they have a catalog?
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:58 PM   #6
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How do you know they have a catalog?
Oooooh, it just looks like that's the cover of a catalog for sumptin. Classy.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:15 PM   #7
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How do you know they have a catalog?
You mean this might be a trade publication? LOL

Reminds me of lines from South Park:

Kyle: "Oh yeah? Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine."

Cartman (X where his eyes should be - in anger): "My Momma's not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!"
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:29 PM   #8
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"Well, I, uh,... I, uh... uh..."


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Old 09-25-2012, 07:40 PM   #9
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You mean this might be a trade publication? LOL

Reminds me of lines from South Park:

Kyle: "Oh yeah? Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine."

Cartman (X where his eyes should be - in anger): "My Momma's not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!"
My favorite Cartman line of all time....

"If drinking was a full-time job, your dad would be a millionaire!"
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:54 AM   #10
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I probably just should have said "Cindy on page 4 is fantastic! Well worth the money!"

I found a good out onetime back at my old office. I used to get there very early, and shave with the electric razor in the men's room. I joked to a friend whom I surprised by doing that, that its '...Smoother than a truck drivers ass". since no way it would my rough face would be anything like a baby's ass, the common saying, hence the joke. Friend says "And how would you know?" I said, "I used to drive a truck."
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:23 AM   #11
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LOL - I did not understand that this was a real magazine and that it was supposed to mean "Where."



Funny beyond belief.

Orange County Magazine Accidentally/On-Purpose Becomes Whore Magazine


http://jezebel.com/5940531/orange-co...whore-magazine
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YOU GUYS A SMOKIN HERE...
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