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Excerpt:
In the days when I was a degenerate gambler (and proud of it), I would often wander over to the local dog track. After a while I figured out there was no sense bothering to handicap. The form meant nothing. Good dogs ran bad. Bad dogs ran good. The puppies would all collide into one another and the handful of greyhounds that didn't get run over or banged into would usually finish ahead of the rest of the pack. It was sheer chaos.
I didn't know it at the time, but those nights spent at places called Wonderland, Raynham and Seabrook -- may they all rest in peace -- prepared me for this year's Kentucky Derby.
This isn't a horse race. It is mass confusion. Who will win? Your guess is as good as mine. This year that's all any of us can do -- guess
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