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06-23-2014, 01:25 PM
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You Can't Make This Stuff Up
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/am...lpture-n138311
An American exchange student in Germany sparked an "extraordinary rescue mission" when his leg became trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture. "It was a dare," fire department squad leader Markus Mozer told NBC News. "The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork."
A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene in the southern German city of Tuebingen on Friday to free the 20-year-old but a “forceps delivery was not necessary," local newspaper Schwaebisches Tagblatt noted. "We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes," Mozer added. The six-foot replica of female genitalia was installed 13 years ago outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic. It is worth nearly $200,000.
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06-23-2014, 01:33 PM
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That's what you get for trying to put your leg in one of those...man, that kid needs some Sex Ed quickly.
Needs to know what goes where...and when 
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06-23-2014, 01:37 PM
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What a douche.
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06-23-2014, 01:46 PM
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Reminds me of an Everybody loves Raymond episode
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06-23-2014, 02:00 PM
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Reminds me of an Everybody Loves Raymond episode
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In that case, the show's writers apparently could make this stuff up (depending on how far they went with it). (I never watched the show, so I wouldn't know.)
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06-23-2014, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Overlay
In that case, the show's writers apparently could make this stuff up (depending on how far they went with it). (I never watched the show, so I wouldn't know.)
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Funny you mention that, as I have never seen an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond either.
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06-23-2014, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Overlay
In that case, the show's writers apparently could make this stuff up (depending on how far they went with it). (I never watched the show, so I wouldn't know.)
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Skip to 1:55 in the clip......
http://youtu.be/GQEfhKG9zZk
[YT="Marie's sculpture"]GQEfhKG9zZk[/YT]
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06-23-2014, 02:16 PM
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Here's a pic
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06-23-2014, 02:34 PM
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I'll have to watch the video of that episode multiple times -- especially the opening credits. "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?" was always my favorite background music for football highlights films.
Last edited by Overlay; 06-23-2014 at 02:42 PM.
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06-23-2014, 02:36 PM
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I wonder if he was wearing his rubbers?
ON HIS FEET!
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06-23-2014, 03:20 PM
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Wonder if he bathed when he got out? 
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06-23-2014, 05:25 PM
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I wonder if there was a smile on the statue...
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06-23-2014, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by johnhannibalsmith
What a douche.
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06-23-2014, 08:03 PM
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Do you suppose that there will be the pitter patter of little, uh... feet?
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06-23-2014, 08:46 PM
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22 people? 
This had to have played out something like the the scene from Theres Something about Mary.......where the fireman says "bring everybody,bring a camera!"
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