What side do you want with your bird?

[JustRalph]

Macaroni salad?

Mashed Taters?

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wir...d-air-25017031

Environmentally friendly quick fried!

[Clocker]

OMG, what about all the greenhouse gases those burning birds are releasing into the atmosphere?

[cj's dad]

An appearance in this years World Series !

Oops wrong thread !

[JustRalph]

I wonder if this is cheaper than building a border fence?

They'll just sneak in at night..........

[HUSKER55]

WE ARE NOT GOING THERE RALPH....

oh wait...WE are not going there.....


never mind...go ahead!

[cj's dad]

Ocean going vessels that have 10 cm radar kill birds that fly too close to the output all the time. This is nothing new.

The birds need to learn about "no fly" zones.

[Marshall Bennett]

Birds are a menace to jet engines at airports. They're constantly trying new methods of removing them safely.
Liberals would solve the problem by leaving the birds alone and forcing cities to move the airports.

[Clocker]

Originally Posted by Marshall Bennett

Birds are a menace to jet engines at airports. They're constantly trying new methods of removing them safely.
Liberals would solve the problem by leaving the birds alone and forcing cities to move the airports.

We will be able to abandon the airports and return them to a natural habitat after we get high speed rail fully operational.