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02-02-2012, 07:42 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Why can't you mix oil and water?
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02-02-2012, 10:41 AM
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C'est Tout
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Because oil and vinegar is better.
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02-02-2012, 10:47 AM
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Screw PC
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Sounds like a question for Alton Brown.
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02-02-2012, 12:21 PM
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C'est Tout
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I just saw a member of the NYRA gate crew take the last drag of a cigarette and toss it on the track behind the starting gate...that's not cool 
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02-02-2012, 12:31 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Do that at Keeneland and the track could go up in flames! 
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02-02-2012, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour
My breakfast was:
American coffee
English Muffin (made in the USA though)
Philly Cream Cheese (the ONLY cream cheese)
100% Cajun andouille sausage
Some wacky weed from Jamaica
Lebanese hash
The finest Afghan black tar you've ever had!!
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I knew it!!!! I have fell in with dope smokin conservatives( the worst kind). They never bring their own stash (they are conserving).
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02-02-2012, 02:03 PM
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Sunny Daytona Beach
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Daytona Beach
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I will not get emotional today,  , just not gonna happen !!!!!!!!
I hope
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02-02-2012, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: MI
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Originally Posted by canleakid
best part of the crazy weather, the girls are wearing shorts  and working on their tan already  |
Quiet!
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02-02-2012, 11:18 PM
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Lacrimae rerum
Join Date: Apr 2004
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In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it's subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women.
Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.
What you are about to watch is a mysterious video. It's origin is attributed variously, and almost certainly spuriously, to various abstract artists or surrealists. The truth is that what we are seeing, and what we perceive to be strange and disturbing, is actually beauty to it's creator.
Perhaps what we are viewing is the work of a modern Pygmalion. To him, her toneless voice, the paleness of her skin and the comparative vibrancy of her lips may indeed be the very embodiment of a perfect woman...
Consider the mind-scape of the creator. In whose mind does this appear beautiful? In whose mind is this pure, near worshipful? Are we missing out on his perspective?
Who are we to be afraid or to judge them? He may well love her fully, perhaps more fully than any of us could ever hope to be loved. In the mind of her creator, she is a near goddess; the perfect representation, not just of femininity, but the peak of human potential. A perfectly satisfactory being.
How does that kind of unconditional love feel?
Well, how does she feel?
Fantastic.
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[YT="pygmalion"]rLy-AwdCOmI[/YT]
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02-03-2012, 07:58 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Just wondering....how easy is pie, really?
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02-03-2012, 08:03 AM
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Screw PC
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It's not easy. It's a fiction. The only easy thing is the eating -- as long as you wait for it to cool down before slicing.
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02-04-2012, 08:26 AM
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If any of you guys see or hear from Stephanie, tell the DOLLAR store has the sponge on sale for a $1.00 
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02-04-2012, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by chickenhead
[YT="pygmalion"]rLy-AwdCOmI[/YT]
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After you buy her, the song changes from "I feel fantastic" to "I've got a headache".
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02-04-2012, 09:00 AM
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If any of you guys see or hear from Stephanie, tell the DOLLAR store has the sponge on sale for a $1.00 |
She was back again yesterday with that same come hither look just 2.8 miles away.  Also showing up were some cute Russian girls that wanted to meet me.  As for that $1.00 item, a little more than a buck. As a non food item sales tax will be tacked on, so depending on the area will have to shell out a few extra pennies. 
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02-04-2012, 10:29 AM
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Traded By Cubs
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Originally Posted by BlueShoe
She was back again yesterday with that same come hither look just 2.8 miles away. Also showing up were some cute Russian girls that wanted to meet me. As for that $1.00 item, a little more than a buck. As a non food item sales tax will be tacked on, so depending on the area will have to shell out a few extra pennies. |
Knowing my luck I'd end up with no sex and two "spounges". One would cost me $1, the other everything I have.
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