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09-16-2014, 04:36 PM
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One of boxcar's guys 
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/16/fund...con_is_served/
Bryan Fischer, the Director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy at the American Family Association, hosts a daily radio show called “Focal Point,” described on its website as the “home of muscular Christianity,” which sounds very tough.
On Monday’s show, Fischer presented indisputable proof that the United States is a Christian nation:
“Do you want one single item of proof that America is a Christian nation? And not a Jewish nation? And not an Islamic nation? One single bit of proof is all you need. We freely allow restaurants and grocery stores to sell and to serve bacon. That can only happen in a Christian country. You can’t do that in Israel. I’ve been to Israel. You go into the hotel to eat dinner; you go into a restaurant… you can’t get bacon there! You’re not gonna get it! Because it is a Jewish country. You go to a Muslim country, you are not going to get pork; you’re not going to get bacon; you’re not going to get a ham sandwich anywhere. Why? Because it is a Muslim land. The sheer fact that we clearly allow the consumption of bacon is absolute proof that we are in fact a Christian nation.”
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That's shameful. The guy is without a clue...as you are 'cap.  (One of "boxcar's guys" indeed.) 
Boxcar
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09-17-2014, 09:48 AM
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That's shameful. The guy is without a clue...as you are 'cap. (One of "boxcar's guys" indeed.)g
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Possibly. Or maybe he is re-formulating your old standby.
If you live in 17th century Holland, it’s fine to summarize your theology using flowers.
But in 21st century America, it's time for your theology to be a bit greasier and more appealing
Forget the five points of TULIP, here is the new creed for the Five Strip Baconist!
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09-17-2014, 10:11 AM
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Bryan Fischer actually has proven Jews and Muslims can not be saved.
In order to be saved, eating unlimited quantities of bacon may illustrate the first point of TULIP.
T – Total Depravity.
How then can they ever know first hand the one of essential beliefs of Calvin?
Smart guy, that Bryan.
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09-17-2014, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by boxcar
Then again...maybe not.
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Resurrected after three days.
Welcome back from the dead. 
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09-17-2014, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Actor
Resurrected after three days.
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But you still don't believe after witnessing God's miracle in my life, right?
Boxcar
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09-17-2014, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by hcap
Possibly. Or maybe he is re-formulating your old standby.
If you live in 17th century Holland, it’s fine to summarize your theology using flowers.
But in 21st century America, it's time for your theology to be a bit greasier and more appealing
Forget the five points of TULIP, here is the new creed for the Five Strip Baconist!
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I had no idea you are so fond of pork. Who would have ever taken you for a porker?
Boxcar
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09-17-2014, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by boxcar
But you still don't believe after witnessing God's miracle in my life, right?
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Learn to recognize humor.
Where's your empty tomb? I might visit.
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Last edited by Actor; 09-17-2014 at 03:28 PM.
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09-17-2014, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Actor
Learn to recognize humor.
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Don't forget to bring a really nice bouquet of flowers, okay?
Boxcar
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09-20-2014, 09:00 AM
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Armageddon Around the Corner...
Hey, Actor, keep your fingers on the pulse of the Big Bear...if you can.
World War 3: Vladimir Putin Threatens Ukraine and Also Says Russia Could Invade Europe Within Two Days
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/9680...sidebar=morein
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09-20-2014, 11:38 AM
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Hey, Actor, keep your fingers on the pulse of the Big Bear...if you can.
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Why? What could I possibly do about it?
What does this have to do with the topic of this thread, religion?
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09-20-2014, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Actor
Why? What could I possibly do about it?
What does this have to do with the topic of this thread, religion?
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It's all predicted in Revelations? Well maybe.
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09-20-2014, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Greyfox
It's all predicted in Revelations? Well maybe.
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Give any prediction a few thousand years...and it will likely be proven true.
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09-20-2014, 01:43 PM
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Why? What could I possibly do about it?
What does this have to do with the topic of this thread, religion?
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You mentioned on this thread not so long ago that you were concerned about the world ending with a final nuclear war.
What could you do about it? Hmm...you could join hands with Hcap and TJ and carry signs with the peace symbol and beneath that the caption: "What the World needs now is Love...Sweet Love..."
Boxcar
P.S. Or alternative caption could read: Just say NO to WAR!
P.PS. Or a second alternative could read: Down with Total Depravity!
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09-20-2014, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by thaskalos
Give any prediction a few thousand years...and it will likely be proven true.
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Except the second coming.
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09-20-2014, 04:23 PM
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God's great patience and longsuffering toward sinners is exemplified by Christ's tarrying. For these last couple of thousand years God has been busily at work bringing people into his Kingdom. But just remember: While God may tarry, He's never late.
Boxcar
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