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Old 04-13-2018, 11:17 AM   #1327
jk3521
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Originally Posted by barahona44 View Post
Three men-one American,one Japanese and the third Polish are sitting together.A beep comes from the American's wrist and he speaks into the wrist.He explains" I had a chip implanted in my hand and now I have a cell phone ".The Japanese man takes off his glasses and reads them.He said "I had a chip implanted in my eyelid and now I can recieve e-mails". The Polish guy thinks "How can I top that"? He goes to the men's room and emerges a few minutes later with a trail of toilet paper from his backside.He shouts "Look,I had a chip implanted in my butt and now I'm getting a fax!".
Oh, oh ! A polish joke !
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