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Old 08-15-2013, 01:33 PM   #43
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old sailor

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the
docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about
three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your
money back.'





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