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After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at my wife oneday and said,"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bedand watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep everynight with a hot 21-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $800,000.00 home, a $55,000.00 car, a nice big bedand a large screen 55" TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman.So I said to my wife, it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.. She told me to go out and find ahot 21-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once againbe living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bedand watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems..
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I hate losing more than I love winning......
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