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What happens when two potatoes get married? They have tater tots.
They just opened up a Ripley's Believe it or not museum in China.
Except there,it's called "Ripley's Believe It or else !"
Where does a Marxist get buried ? In a communist plot !
What is the funniest animal of all ? A stand up chameleon !
Want to know how to confuse people? Walk into an antique shop and ask What's new ?"
Tragic news. Cap'n Crunch and Tony the Tiger were found shot to death in their
homes yesterday. Police believe this to be the work of the cereal killer.
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Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang
and now in Lancaster, CA.
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