an extreme example of the kind of filth that can be found slithering around these card rooms is shown in this latest "trooper97" video titled "what an internet troll really is."
for several episodes, trooper strings us along about something called #voicemailgate, before finally waiting a day and releasing the above video detailing how he's being stalked by someone supposedly known as
las vegas nightcrawler.
trooper tells us of a time in the past where lv nightcrawler was kicked out of caesars poker room for an unspeakable act while simultaneously being on trooper's radar for suspicious behavior. next, trooper learns lv nightcrawler is a tier 3 sex offender in the state of connecticut and implores caesars to ban him from the poker room permanently..... which they apparently do.
opinions vary widely in the comments section. an "aaron s" says a "tough acting" trooper would be "knocked out on the spot" by lv nightcrawler, while "joseph s" claims that authorities will never find lv nightcrawler if anything ever happens to trooper, adding "that's not a threat....it's a promise!"
certainly such bravado would equally apply to trooper's girlfriend, lady trooper, who would probably only qualify for plain jane status to the bondesque renaissance men of this website but would likely change the world of your average poker man who thinks trooper outkicked his coverage.
in the end the only real advice i can offer the lioness is to wash her hands after handling the chips.
the lion agrees.
thank you for reading!