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Old 02-03-2018, 06:44 PM   #1294
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"Your wife died from blunt force trauma due a golf ball hitting he right between the eyes." the Sheriff told the widower husband. "It is your golf ball."

"It was a mistake, I didn't mean to hit here. IT was a mistake!" cried the man.

"We also found a golf ball implanted in her rectum," added the Coroner.

"Oh, that was my mulligan!"
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