I don't understand why Mr. Boxcar places so much emphasis on logic, and this law of noncontradiction, and that law of such and such...?
Uncle Poppycocks is a magical, omnipotent mono deity that can just wiggle his nose and turn water into wine and walk on water and a host of other miracles that defy natural laws and are total contradictions in themselves...but they are part of the Bible, so they MUST have happened...so obey the laws of logic here, but accept miracles too...