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Florida Speeder
A Florida senior citizen, 76, drove
His brand new Corvette convertible out
Of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
Through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal
Even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue
Lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and
Pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette,
Looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my
Shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
Can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with
a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her
Back.'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the Trooper
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