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Old man sitting on a bench, when a young man walks by carrying a roll of chicken wire. The old man asks him, "where ya going with that chicken wire?" The young man replies, " I am goin to catch chickens!" . Old man yells back, "Ya can't catch chickens with chicken wire, ya idjit!! ". About an hour later the young man comes walking back with 4 chickens.....Next day, OLd man sitting on the bench, sees the young guy again, walking past with a roll of duct tape..."Where ya going with that duct tape?...Going to catch ducks...Ya can't catch ducks with duct tape,,damn you is dummmmbbbb... About an hour later, young guy comes back with 2 ducks..Third day, old man sitting on the bench, sees the young guy walking by and asks him, "What ya carrying today?..Young man replies "pussy willows"...Old man says..."Can I come with you?"...
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got handed a lemon...make lemonade....add sugar or brown sugar or stevia or my personal favorite....miracle fruit....google it...thank me later...
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