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Guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of 12-year-old Scotch. Bartender tries to fool him with a shot of cheap bar Scotch. He drinks it, and says, "This is some cheap ass bar scotch...I want 12-year-old Scotch." Bartender gives him a shot of 6-year-old Scotch, but our Scotch expert is not fooled. "I want 12-year-old Scotch! Not 6, not 8, not 9 year old stuff!" Bartender gives him finally the 12-year-old stuff, our Scotch snob says, "Thank you, sir...very smooth."
Drunk at the end of the bar walks over and says, "Pretty good...here take a drink of this." The guy takes the glass and drinks the concoction. He looks over and says, "This shit tastes like piss!" The drunk said, "It is, now how old am I?"
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got handed a lemon...make lemonade....add sugar or brown sugar or stevia or my personal favorite....miracle fruit....google it...thank me later...
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