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Golden Gate Fields Simulcast
Dentally Challenged Dave:
This fellow, looking like a surfer after too many wipeouts, funded his investments at the hippodrome by poaching cans and bottles from the setouts on Berkeley's recycling days.
I worked for the Ecology Center and once, while driving the pickup to collect missed setouts, I "ran into" DCD. I radioed headquarters and asked, "Am I allowed to run him over ?"
Neck Brace On, alias Howie Lookin:
This fellow had the original idea to wear a neckbrace to run a Disability scam. His custom was to face away from the monitors during a race, constantly nagging his partner, Stormin' Norman, alias Stormer, "How we lookin' ?"
Moron this later.
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