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An old sailor decides he wants to re-live his youth, so he dons his sailor's outfit and heads down to the docks.
Once there, he is at a loss for something to do. he thinks back, then says to himself 'I remember, I used to visit a prostitute - that's what I'll do today!'
He find himself a prostitute, haggles a price and pays up-front, then gets down to business.
After a lot of huffing and puffing he says to the girl 'Not bad for an old sailor eh - how do you think I'm doing?'
She says 'You're doing 3 knots I'd say'
'3 knots?'
'Yep' she replies 'You're NOT hard, you're NOT in, and you're NOT getting your money back!
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