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Old 02-11-2012, 10:36 PM   #13
Rookies
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What is Celibacy?

What is Celibacy

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.




While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to

the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the

things that are important to each other."




He then addressed the men,'Can you name and describe your wife's

favourite flower?'




I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,




'Robin Hood-All-Purpose, isn't it?'




And thus began my life of celibacy.........









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