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[JustRalph]

Originally Posted by delayjf

My wife, who had way, way too much to drink one night, lost her balance on our way into our house, grabbed me pinning my arms to my side as we both hit the deck. My head bounced of the edge of he side walk, I literally saw multiply color flashes. I could feel my eye swelling before I stood up. I was so pissed, I left my wife to pick herself up and make her way into the house on her own. She didn't see my eye until the next morning, asking "What happened to you! In retrospect, better it happened to me than to her. Funny thing is nobody had a problem believing my wife smacked me - you'd have to know my wife.

Oh, the days of wine and roses.......