A father takes his kids to the zoo one day. Usually, the mother took them, but she was sick that day.
They got to the elephant cage and little Johnny pointed out the elephant's "manhood" and asked his father "Dad, what is that thing?"
Dad got a little nervous, not knowing how to answer, when little SUzie piped up and said, "Mom says that is nothing!"
"Well," said Dad.
"Your mother is spoiled."
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