A week later, Jesus and Moses are out alone playing golf.
They get to the third fairway, and Moses pulls out his 9 iron.
"Arnold Palmer would use an 8" Jesus tell Moses.
On the fourth fairway, Moses pulls out his 7 iron and Jesus tell him that Arnold Palmer would use a 6.
On the sixth hole, Jesus hits one right into the water.
He walks out over the water to the center of the pond and pick up his ball.
A group behind the two sees this and one guy says to Moses, "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"
"No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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