The madam of a house of ill repute hears the doorbell ring, so she goes tot he door and looks out the peephole.
A man is standing there, on crutches, both legs incast, both arms in casts and slings, a neck brace, and a body cast.
"What do you want?" she asks.
"I want some action!" he replies.
"Look at you!" she says. "What do you think you could possibly do?"
He replied, "What do you think I'm ringing the bell with?"
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