08-25-2017, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: central fla.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by reckless
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
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I fully CONCUR with this....damn funniest thing on here so far!!!   
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