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That reminded me of an old rooster joke I heard probably about 40 years ago.
A farmer has a very horny rooster who is very sexually active screwing the hens all day non-stop. The farmer says "boy you better slow down or you're gonna screw yourself to death". Still the rooster keeps screwing away like crazy. Finally the farmer locks up all the hens to give the rooster a rest. But the rooster is so horny that he starts screwing the pigs and the cows. The farmer throws his hands up in the air and again says "you better slow down boy". One day the farmer walks out and sees the rooster lying on his back with his eyes closed and seemingly dead with vultures circling overhead. The farmer says "see, I told you to slow down and now you're dead". The rooster opens his eyes, looks up at the farmer and points to the vultures saying "Shhhhhhh, I think they're coming down".
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