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Old 09-02-2020, 07:29 PM   #1590
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Originally Posted by tucker6 View Post
I wouldn't eat tofo if I was starving to death. I'd try dirt first.
Many years ago my wife and I went to a party at her boss's house. They served a whole bunch of stuff made from tofu. On the way home I suggested that we drive through MacDonalds for a burger.

"Didn't you get enough at the party?" she asked.

"Not much. I wasn't very good."

"Everybody else seemed to like it."

"Give me a break. The boss's wife was doing the cooking."

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Same party. They had hors d'oeuvres on a tray on a coffee table. Their dog got one of them. The boss's wife took it away from the dog and put it back on the tray. I did not eat any more of them.
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