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Old 02-08-2012, 09:48 AM   #4
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I was down at the gentlemans club the other day and while we were louging in the hot tub one of the girls tolds us this one.

there was a female dentist who had a male patient who needed a tooth pulled.

She pulled out a needle and the patient claimed he hated needles.

"Not to worry", she said, "we'll use gas".

"I don't trust gas" replied the patient.

"how about pills"? asked the doctor.

"not a big fan of those either", was his reply.

"well here, try some viagra" said the dentist.

patient responded, "I didn't know viagra was a pain killer"!

dentist replied, "It's not but you will need something to hang onto when I pull that tooth"!
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