A man goes over to his girlfriend's house for dinner with the parents for the first time. While at the table, he tries to silently squeak out a fart that comes out too quick and is heard by everyone. The father looks under the table and says, "Rover...get out from under that chair"..
The guy realizes that the dog is under his chair and the father thinks it's the dog farting so he let's them rip a few more times...
Finally, the father says, "Rover...get out from under that chair before this guy shits on you!!.
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