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Old 03-16-2019, 10:01 PM   #1424
coachv30
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Two polish construction workers are standing outside of a building, gazing up at a flagpole.

A woman comes by and asks what they are doing.

One says, " We have to figure out how to measure the height of this flagpole."

She grabs a wrench from the toolbox, unscrews the pole from the base and lays it flat on the ground.

She then gets a tape measure and stretches it out. "36 1/2 feet", she says.

When she walks away, the one says to the other, "Typical know-it-all woman; we need the height and she gives us the length."
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