Two polish construction workers are standing outside of a building, gazing up at a flagpole.
A woman comes by and asks what they are doing.
One says, " We have to figure out how to measure the height of this flagpole."
She grabs a wrench from the toolbox, unscrews the pole from the base and lays it flat on the ground.
She then gets a tape measure and stretches it out. "36 1/2 feet", she says.
When she walks away, the one says to the other, "Typical know-it-all woman; we need the height and she gives us the length."
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