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Old 08-12-2018, 07:59 PM   #30
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While cruising around a CNN reporter noticed emergency lights flashing in front of a convenient store. So they rushed over... while moving toward the center of the commotion. The report asked people what happened. One person said an Old Lady was assaulted... another said a drugged out young guy did her... as they approached... the Reporter over heard one EMT say her name is Maybelle a 75yr old female... with no apparent injuries. As they where about to load her in to the Ambulance the reporter leaned in with mic in hand and ask... Maybelle do you have anything to say or a comments? She motioned for him to come closer... then said. Oh Thank Heaven For 7-Eleven.
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